{"id":323,"date":"2012-11-16T11:41:05","date_gmt":"2012-11-16T19:41:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.smudgemarks-engelwerks.com\/minions-of-the-fickle-muse\/?p=323"},"modified":"2012-11-16T12:43:50","modified_gmt":"2012-11-16T20:43:50","slug":"hello-turkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.smudgemarks-engelwerks.com\/minions-of-the-fickle-muse\/2012\/11\/16\/hello-turkey\/","title":{"rendered":"Hello Turkey?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I thought I've seen everything when it comes to Hello Kitty.\u00a0 Machine Gun?\u00a0 Check!\u00a0 Personal *cough* massagers?\u00a0 Check!\u00a0 A few other things I really shouldn't mention in polite company?\u00a0 Check!<\/p>\n

Well, this one is pretty weird, even though it is tame.\u00a0 You can now buy a Hello Kitty plush that turns into a cooked turkey plush with Hello Kitty's face branded into the side of it.\u00a0 Yep.\u00a0 It can be yours if you so with to decorate your Thanksgiving table with a cat that turns into a turkey.\u00a0 ^_^<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.crunchyroll.com\/anime-news\/2012\/11\/16-1\/bizarre-hello-kitty-plush-transforms-into-cooked-turkey<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I thought I’ve seen everything when it comes to Hello Kitty.\u00a0 Machine Gun?\u00a0 Check!\u00a0 Personal *cough* massagers?\u00a0 Check!\u00a0 A few other things I really shouldn’t mention in polite company?\u00a0 Check! Well, this one is pretty weird, even though it is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film-and-video","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-belirahc"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Q9Tp-5d","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.smudgemarks-engelwerks.com\/minions-of-the-fickle-muse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.smudgemarks-engelwerks.com\/minions-of-the-fickle-muse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.smudgemarks-engelwerks.com\/minions-of-the-fickle-muse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.smudgemarks-engelwerks.com\/minions-of-the-fickle-muse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.smudgemarks-engelwerks.com\/minions-of-the-fickle-muse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=323"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.smudgemarks-engelwerks.com\/minions-of-the-fickle-muse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":328,"href":"https:\/\/www.smudgemarks-engelwerks.com\/minions-of-the-fickle-muse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323\/revisions\/328"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.smudgemarks-engelwerks.com\/minions-of-the-fickle-muse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.smudgemarks-engelwerks.com\/minions-of-the-fickle-muse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.smudgemarks-engelwerks.com\/minions-of-the-fickle-muse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}