{"id":457,"date":"2013-04-07T00:28:56","date_gmt":"2013-04-07T07:28:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.smudgemarks-engelwerks.com\/minions-of-the-fickle-muse\/?p=457"},"modified":"2013-04-07T00:58:29","modified_gmt":"2013-04-07T07:58:29","slug":"up-up-and-away-on-my-beautiful-beautiful-balloon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.smudgemarks-engelwerks.com\/minions-of-the-fickle-muse\/2013\/04\/07\/up-up-and-away-on-my-beautiful-beautiful-balloon\/","title":{"rendered":"Up, up and away, on my beautiful,  beautiful balloon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So as most of you know - Poor Titanium is stuck on Tatooine, trying to get the 2 datacrons on the Sandcraler in the Dune Sea. This is a long, boring process, that is made even more painful by the balloon occasionally bugging. While they have fixed it in the past it keeps cropping up like a Chuthulu spawn.<\/p>\n<p>However I really liked the proposed suggestion of one person, Valethar, on the SWTOR forums -<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>What we need to do is send a fleet to Azeroth.<\/p>\n<p>Once there, we send down an invasion force, and enslave as many Gnomes and Goblins as possible, then import them to Tatooine.<\/p>\n<p>While that fleet is gone, we mobilize another fleet, exterminate the Jawas, and prepare the planet for it's new inhabitants.<\/p>\n<p>Within days we'll see construction beginning on a new fleet of airships that not only do not vanish mere yards from their destination, but will move faster and be steerable by more than a Womp Rat passing gas 100 kilometers away.<\/p>\n<p>Or we could just leave the Jawas on Tatooine, and import the Gnomes and Goblins to Austin, TX instead.<\/p>\n<p>One way or the other, the balloon would get fixed.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well said!<\/p>\n<p>EDIT: with all that said - I think I've figured out a way to have just ONE person go though the ride, and can pull up the rest of the party to get the others without pain. I will set Moe up for this soon, if folks are interested.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So as most of you know &#8211; Poor Titanium is stuck on Tatooine, trying to get the 2 datacrons on the Sandcraler in the Dune Sea. 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