I thought I've seen everything when it comes to Hello Kitty.  Machine Gun?  Check!  Personal *cough* massagers?  Check!  A few other things I really shouldn't mention in polite company?  Check!

Well, this one is pretty weird, even though it is tame.  You can now buy a Hello Kitty plush that turns into a cooked turkey plush with Hello Kitty's face branded into the side of it.  Yep.  It can be yours if you so with to decorate your Thanksgiving table with a cat that turns into a turkey.  ^_^